When life hands you lemons…

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* Cut them in half and squeeze the stinging, citrus pulp into the eyes of those who would dare to mock, threaten or oppose you.

*Make lemonade. Add vodka. Drink. Declare that “life isn’t so bad after all.”

*Say, “Lemons? For me? Cool. Can I have some more?” Life will comply, as it is eager to give you lemons. When it does, exclaim, “Hey, everybody, look at all these lemons! I’m the luckiest woman alive!” Life will eventually become bored with its game of handing you lemons, since you obviously aren’t going to play along, and will go off to find someone else to mess with.

Won’t that be nice…

2 Comments

  1. hot mama said:

    Those are funny and you know it is true. Keep the faith and it will all work out. It’s when you give up that you are in trouble. Nana

    May 12, 2007
  2. La said:

    When you discover you might be working for a B*%$!, these are the thoughts you think!

    May 12, 2007

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