Well- I thought I would start off Monday with little contest. Who can come up with the best theory as to why this child will not vacate his mother’s body. I’ve issued an eviction notice. I made it clear we can no longer co-exist. Delaney has beat on my stomach and told him to get out- she can bearly fit on my lap anymore- and yet he insists on being stubborn (imagine that?!).
Here are my theories:
1.) Mom has not gotten her haircut or her nails done yet- so he is too embarrassed to take me to the hospital until I am presentable to his friends.
2.) Delaney has a nice pretty room and I’m not coming until I have the same digs (Much progress was made this weekend) They should finish most everything tonight- pictures will be forthcoming (Gotta love Uncle Yeo!!).
3.) Mom’s job is so stressful- I’m letting her getting pissed off- so that I look great compared to her job.
4.) I’m holding out for a month of my own to celebrate my birthday.
5.) I’m not coming on a rainy day in NY- I want the heaven’s to open up and rejoice- it’s not like the Carroll’s get a boy everyday. (2 out of 12)
I will leave the rest up to you. As you can see- we are getting impatient and punchy. Could use some good laughs Have a great day!!