Dear Abby

This just made me laugh so hard!!

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat.
He has cheated on me from the beginning..
When I confront him, he denies everything.
What’s worse is everyone knows he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating!

Since he lost his job threewo years ago he hasn’t
even looked for a new one. All he does is sit
around the living room in his underwear and
watch TV while I work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn’t even pretend to like me.

He keeps calling me a lesbian.
What should I do?



Dear Clueless,

Dump him. You’re a New York senator now.
You don’t need him anymore.


  1. beth said:

    hee hee.

    October 15, 2003
  2. Erin said:

    Yes, I thought it was funny too!

    October 15, 2003
  3. Linda said:

    Made me laugh!

    October 14, 2003
  4. La said:

    I say- come out of the closet and kick his sorry ass out…after all- Women are doing it for themselves!

    October 14, 2003

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