Christmas This Year…

Friends and Family,

Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I’ve learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Happiest of holidays……..
Martha Stewart

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5 Comments

  1. Avatar Sue said:

    I cannot tell you how happy I would be to receive these as a gift! They certainly would be a show stealer!

    December 6, 2004
  2. Avatar Erin said:

    No, I didn’t make them. I got that through e-mail from David’s brother. I just thought it was too funny and needed to be passed on. The scary part is that they really look like slippers. Go MARTHA!

    December 5, 2004
  3. Avatar Katie said:

    Ha Ha that’s funny:)!Who thought that one up? And do you actually wear them? How creative. Can’t wait to see you all at x-mas!Love Ya!

    December 5, 2004
  4. Avatar La said:

    Oh please tell me you didn’t make these- what a hoot! And oh so practical.

    December 4, 2004
  5. Avatar hot mama said:

    You’re nuts!! And I love you for it. I needed that comic relief tonight. Still giggling.
    Love you. Nana

    December 4, 2004

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