Alternative Christmas Carols…For the psychologically challenged…

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1) Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia – I Don’t Remember If I’ll Be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic – Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and………..

5) Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid – Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll Not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia – Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder – We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!

10 Comments

  1. Avatar Kate said:

    hahahaha, those are soo great… i almost cried from laughing at a couple of them =P

    November 16, 2007
  2. Avatar Erin said:

    Too funny! I would have to agree I fall into many at the holidays!

    November 14, 2007
  3. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  4. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  5. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  6. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  7. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  8. Avatar Kris & Girls said:

    Ha ha ha I am all of them BEWARE!!!

    November 14, 2007
  9. Avatar Sue said:

    Cute! This was good but a little scary! There’s actually a couple of disorders I could identify with at any particular moment. Full personality disorder? Attention Deficit disorder? I think we all fall into that one the older we get!

    November 14, 2007
  10. Avatar hot mama said:

    That was funny. I think I fall into a couple of categories, and probably the closer it get to Christmas there will be more!!!Mom

    November 13, 2007

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